我=鸭？ ME=DUCK?

个位的强烈要求，我尝试把全部文章放进谷歌繁译，得到这些。
Due to the high demand of English version, I copy and paste to Google translate, and finally get this.


The nature of my work:
• laugh first when sat down.
• Then introduce myself.
• Then, before the show is a must, but can not end up too quickly, because at least make them understand why. Must also be sure they are willing and not compelled.
• After that must show them about my strength.
• naked on the table again is to share what I can give them.
• If can give them any happiness, we must have to explain an example.
• must also let them know, outside that, they now have that is unable to meet their.
• can not be rushed to the end, otherwise they will eat Gan tasteless, as if never been.
• must be best to pay at the end, show our professional side.
• Finally, I must be sure, the excitement they are memorable, but also willing to meet again.
• Looking at the back of them left, really feel tired, sore hands up.
• but not the rest, had to ride to another table and started repeating the same thing.
• At night, I sat 6 tables, dry to the middle of the night is not made tired.

My occupation is? Ha. Very best, do not despise anyone who make money by our own strength, they have self-respect, worthy of respect. Idle should be despised by your side, take the money, money, etc. Random friends. However, please rest assured that I do not have that condition as a "duck", only like to eat duck. But I love to make this move, because in the future to earn enough fast enough. Four years, all pick up over thousands of people, skills can be cooked into a sauce, unparalleled ah! To "exciting" people, you can find me, or you are tired of him around now. Oh do not be thinking of something else! Oh, I'm serious literary scholar. Written numerous famous. Also hope that a bit love your work. . Laugh

like a "duck" Little Zhen Zhen PR


我的工作性质：
•坐下去先笑。
•然后自我介绍。
•接着，前戏是一定要的，但不能太快结束，因为至少要让她们清楚明白为何需要。也必须确定她们是愿意的，而不是强逼的。
•然后担白的告诉她们我最强的地方。
•再来就是赤裸裸的在桌上分享我可以给她们什么。
•可以给她们的任何幸福，一定都得说明举例。
•还必须让她们知道，外面那个，她们现在拥有那个，是无法满足她们的。
•不能草率地结束，不然她们会吃甘无味，好像没来过。
•结尾一定得全力以付，展现我们专业的一面。
•最后，我一定要确定，她们是回味无穷的兴奋，还愿意再会面。
•望着她们走后的背影，真的觉得好累，手都疼了起来。
•但是没有的休息，还得坐去另一桌，开始重复一样的东西。
•昨晚一夜，我就坐了6桌，干到半夜还不言累。

我的职业是？哈。行行出状元，别鄙视任何靠本身实力赚钱的人，他们都有自尊，值得尊敬。应该鄙视你身边游手好闲，没钱等拿钱的Random朋友们。

但是请放心，我没有那个条件作＂鸭＂，只喜欢吃鸭。但我热爱作这动作，因为在未来赚得够快够多。这四年来，都接客过千人，技巧可说熟到出汁，无与伦比啊！要＂兴奋＂的人，可以找我，或你已厌倦了现在身边的他。可别想歪噢！我可是正经文学书生噢。写过的名句不计其数。

也希望个位热爱你的工作。。嘻


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